This is typical….Boring hipster Amanda Seyfried would be the pussy to not get half naked or try to be seductive in any fucking way because she just doesn’t have that ability unless it is for a movie…like Chloe…where she dyked out and showed off her fat titties for pretty much the entire time…winning me over…cuz it’s just that easy to make me your fan…but for some reason in her everyday life…she pulls stunts like this…like the only girl at the party with zero fucking sex appeal and even the one girl I saw last night in a ridiculous animal mascot costume had the decency to have a cow costume she could had unzipped so she could show her udders in lingerie…See I’m a full supporter of avoiding the fuck out of the sex shop and their generic costumes…or trying to not to be a news worthy item, like the Chilean miners…you know in some serious obvious bullshit…but I need a little fuckin’ sexy to remind me what the Halloween Spirit is all about…and Amanda Seyfried disappoints yet again…I am convinced she is doing this totally on purpose to fuck with my head…

This is not cute. This is the kind of shit that gets a girl beat down for being a cock tease who won’t give us more of what we want. She’s taunting us. I can tell.

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