The thing I hate about Halloween is all the repetitive costumes…The thing I like about Halloween is all the skin exposed….whether it is cleavage or ass…but in one of those be careful of what you wish for situations…I was eating a slice of pizza, looked out the window and a dude in a loin cloth bent down to pick something up and I saw his gaping anus…makin’ me wish Halloween was more about wearing underwear than it is…but I think I just saw the dark side of the holiday….

Speaking of Gaping anus, here’s J-Woww and her useless whore body, fitter than ever in preparation for livin’ out her stripper dream by doing Playboy when MTV is done with her and she’s allowed…you know before fully fading into obscurity where she belongs and she loves showing off her fake tits, cuz they are the most expensive thing she owns thanks to her ex-boyfriend for buying them for her, cuz trashy pigs like this just can’t get enough of dressing up, sluttin’ out, making out with other girls and getting drunk enough to take home random men for unprotected sex, I mean that is the whole reason they got herpes intentionally a few years back right? So they don’t have to bother worrying about getting it on one of their many unprotected sex romps…cuz that’s just slut logic for you….

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