Miranda Kerr is very pregnant with Orlando Bloom’s kid and it is safe to say these nude pictures are the end of her…except maybe for the handful of dudes I know who love seeing naked pregnant chicks for some demented “nature is beautiful” logic that doesn’t include “there’s a fucking creature growing out of sperm inside her fucking vagina” logic that I’m more of a fan of.

I guess now is just a waiting game to see if she ever bounces back…cuz most chick’s don’t…but most chicks don’t rely on their bodies to get paid…and instead rely on their bodies to get pregnant which they already successfully pulled off meaning it’s easy to retire and at least she gave us her big, milk filled nipple faucet her spawn will be sucking off in a very unattractive way in a few months as material while we wait….

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