I want to share something personal with you for a minute. You know a little something about me, before I get into all that celeb paparazzi bullshit, nude scenes, and photoshoots I normally waste my time on…I am fat. Like real fucking fat. The kind of fat that hangs over my pants. That makes it hard for me to walk up stairs, or downstairs…or pretty much to do anything, like fit into pants with buttons….So like Oprah, or a fat housewife, I like to watch a little clip to pump me up for the day, to motivate me to choose the light beer or to have just one bag of chips and not two and I figured I’d share it with you, because let’s face it we are family….This is my thinspiration of the moment…

Sure this Thinspiration hasn’t got me eating less, I’ve probably gained more weight since I started watching this clip every morning, but in her defense, I’m the kind of guy who gains 5 pounds if I eat an apple….pie….she’s doin’ her job just fine…

Watch the clip, it’s a great way to start the day. Especially if you’re a girl slackin’ on your starving yourself, this will really make you feel inadequate in your efforts and hopefully get you to step it up a bit, you lazy, fat, slobby pig…

I don’t know about you, but now I can start my day feeling confident….

I wonder if this bitch is still alive, if she isn’t, that totally changes the dynamic of this video.

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