Christina Aguilera is in the same movie as Cher and she has clearly allowed herself to be very influenced by the bitch. Maybe it had to do with Cher’s impact on the music world, her longevity in the industry, her success in the Gay market, the condition of her body in her 60s, or the fact that she’s got a lesbian turned dude daughter/son which is a world Christina Aguilera’s been rumored to exploring with lesbian turned dude Samantha Ronson….

I just know that she must have hired her stylist or plastic surgeon or make up artist cuz she looks like a fucking monster…just like her Den Mother Cher…

All tis to say, that this is not the Aguilera I used to imagine being a genie in a cage in a basement I only feed once a week to keep her weak enough not to fight while I try to feed her other things

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