I don’t know about you, but when I think of virgins, this is what I think about, mainly because kids are fucking at 11 now and there is no such thing as virgin’s making that whole virgin fetish less about being the first dick in young pussy, but more about socially awkward, religious, reclusive weirdos who still live with their moms and a lot of cats, who never really got much attention from anyone, cuz they were just the weird kid in corner who was neither here nor there. If you know what I mean.

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