I am going through a bush period. I’m talking thick, pillow in her panties, real deal fucking bush that hasn’t been tampered with phase. I’m talking bush so long that when it gets wet it clumbs together in sexual bliss.

I fucking love bush. It comes and goes and is directly corelated to the pussy I go down on. You see if I eat out a chick with a nasty matted bush with chunks of god knows what in it, I get turned off bush for a while, and if I go down on a bald bitch and face her meaty cunt that sticks and is flaking from god know’s what, I crave getting back to bush.

I think this bush wave has come because I was ready to switch things up. I was bored of bald. If anything bald is lazy. It’s much easier to shave it off than to try to maintain and style it. Just as any balding dude you know.

Most strippers and hookers are totally bald. Most girls you meet in bars are totally bald. They think they are suppsed to be thanks to Jersey shore and the only pussy with a little bush was hipster, hippie, or lesbian…

It’s not like how it used to be in the 80s and 90s when everyone, from hot to lesbian had bush and I’m glad to see this 23 year old model Abbey Lee bring it. Seriously.

Everyone thank i-D magazine for making this happen. Fashion porn is my favorite and my tears from trying to masturbate to this proves it.

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