There’s no better way to way up after passing out at 8 am after drinking 3 bottles of wine, half a bottle of vodka and whatever else I could stuff down my throat to ease the pain that is my life, than to an eamil from one of my readers, who amazingly exists and actually has a girlfriend from Brazil who reads the brazilian papers and who saw this amazing picture of Amy Winehouse’s fake tits falling out of her bikini top, possibly cuz they are numb and don’t feel anything anymore, or maybe because she’s numb and doesn’t feel anything anymore, and really who cares as long as it happened…..cuz Amy Winehouse is a fucking dream to me….except maybe for the time I woke up in my stepdaughter’s mouth while she was passed out naked all tight and 18…..what? I’m not her real dad. Who cares….her’es Amy Winehouse, She is in Brazil and she is falling out of her bathing suite and she is Amazing…and I am going to pass the fuck out..

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