I don’t think there’s really all that much I can say about Bar Refaeli other than that she’s made me a zionist. She’s pretty much got me thinking about converting to Jewishness, partially because I find a seriously lack of Jewish Mexican Canadians…but mainly because it will increase my chances of her marrying me against her will…in a ceremony that will take place in the desert after I kidnap her from her luxury Tel Aviv condo….after I move to Israel to fight for my cause of ridding the land of the mean Arabs….in hopes of impressing her….cuz Leonardo’s got shit on real life heros…

I blame her fake twitter account for giving me false hope…

Either way, I know these aren’t the best pics of her tits, considering all the happiness she’s brought me over the years with Lingerie, Bikini, Sluttness , but they are good enough for me….

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