Not only does Travis Barker survive plane crashes that tormented his friends enough to make them go into a drug relapse and overdose, despite having everything to live for….but he also hides bitches in the backseat of his car, which has been proven to be ineffective if you actually want to get away with the crime, it’s the whole reason the trunk was invented…..

I guess the real mystery in all this, if you care about Travis Barker and where he’s sticking his dick, is who this girl is, cuz it doesn’t look like the fat playboy bitch he was married to and had a shitty reality show with, what a fucking scandal, and by scandal I mean waste of our time and energy. Fuck this guy and the drums he made millions off of.

But here are the pics anyway….cuz I guess you gotta almost respect a dude who treats a fuck slut like a fuck slut by hiding her from the media out of shame and embarrassment that he “hit” that…unless of course she’s dead and he’s disposing the body….people trying to be lowkey always draw more attention to themselves….

I blame survival guilt…

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