I love when people talk about how beautiful a thing pregnancy is, when I know there’s nothing beautiful about watching a bitch get fat while something grows inside them, and so does everyone else, except maybe a few hormonal bitches who are at that stage of their life, when they crave this shit happening to them….

Especially when I see pictures of a bitch like Selma Blair walking around like some kind of jungle primate, and her tits aren’t even milk filled or swollen, which is the whole fucking point of getting pregnant…

And that’s strictly on a physical appearance level, I mean hormonally and dealing with morning sickness, bitchiness and anxiety of bringing life to the world is a whole other dimension of why pregnancy is not a beautiful thing….

And bitches wonder why their husband cheat on them whenever they hit the third trimester…this is your fucking answer…

Here she is Prgnant from the other day……

Here she is in a bikini from the past, not cuz I find her hot, but cuz bikinis always make a bitch worth lookin at…especially after lookin’ at her pregnancy pics….

Here she is in Short Shorts on Set of Something I assumed didn’t make it into a second seasn

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