Leighton Meester, the girl who’s mom taught her how to hooker her way to the top, you know and other prison tricks to success is starting to win me over….

CollegeHumor is doing the Funny or Die strategy, only I fully support CollegeHumor and I’m not gonna hate them, cuz in the beginning of my internet experience, CollegeHumor was the only site that linked me, sending inpsiring traffic I’ve never been able to recreated but have spent the last 5 years trying and not succeeding at.

All I know is Leighton saying touching her shit on repeat is pornographic to some and by some I mean me….especially people with rape and molestation fetishes…like me…this is some subtle brainwashing…subliminal message shit…I think she just hynotized me…

Also, it’s interesting to see how movie companies are responding the the internet by promoting movies through customized viral videos. It’s the end of the era where the homegrown youtube star will cease to exist. I’m lookin forward to that day, cuz talented hacks don’t deserve to get noticed…like me on this site….

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