There’s nothing like a charity event that brings out all the biggest low level celebrities in one night…..I guess they work on a volume discount for discounted talent in volume mentality where 20 trashy idiots no one cares about or remember but who have been on TV for a minute or two…is far more cost effective than having one big name…cuz it’s a fashion show and they need models…otherwise the event would last 5 minutes…something I am sure every girl you’ve tried to get with both paid and unpaid is familiar with….

Bad jokes make the world go round…remember that…as you re-read this post for the gospel that it is.

Suzanne Somers Needs a Date with her Thighmaster….

Denise Richards Lookin’ Like a Fucking Monster

Eva Amuri not Showing Her Tits Even THough Her Tits are all that Matters….I mean other than her mother’s tits…

Dita Von Teese cuz She really doesn’t matter, if anything she scares the fuck out of me, if anything she’s overrated, if anything Burlesque is for ugly fat chicks with little creativity, if anything I remember her lesbian porn career…if anything, it was no good.

Audrina Patridge was Supposed to be in Red…But Was TOo Stupid to Figure that one out…

Patti Labelle brings the stupid faces and cleavage….

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