I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

18

Feb

Rachel Bilson’s Weird Fucking Hips Bore Me of the Day

Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!