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2011

23

Feb

Bam Margera Was Caught Cheating on His Wife with a 17 Year Old of the Day

Who cares, 17 year olds have tighter pussies than the mom of your children, it’s a natural thing to do when the opportunity arises, and when you’re Bam Margera, the star of Jackass, your fan base is pretty much all 17 year old girls, and when you’re Bam Margera, someone who doesn’t act like he wants to get old and serious about life while jerking off as Johnny Knoxville shits in his mouth and that fat one punches him out all on top of the pile of money they’ve made, next to the collection of 100,000 dollar cars he has, he doesn’t really have to….As someone who has banged 17 year old girls cuz it is legal here, and this picture was taken in Canada, where it is legal, I say let the fucker have his fun, stop trying to cockblock him with your rules, and marriage vows….His wife would have never found out about this if it wasn’t for you, stupid internet….And she shoulda known better than to get involved with a dude like this, but for all the perks of getting involved with a dude like this like fun, money, big houses and movie premieres should be enough to overlook the obvious sticking his dick in young sluts….Canada always ruins people with their temptation and sluts who are easily star struck and even more willing to let the world know of their groupie pussy getting owned…True story…..

Fuckin’ Miners Like He is Chile….

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