I should be on spring break, banging passed out coeds after pretending to be the hotel janitor. I should have found a way to make that happen. I hear it is Mardi Gras on Saturday. I should be there. Banging passed out coeds after pretending to be the janitor. It’s a herpes party all over the world…and I am sick, poor and on my couch listening to my wife pound down a bag of chips.
I can’t even have a drink tonight to numb me cuz it hurts too much and that’s usually my guage of how serious this is.
Here are my stepLINKS….not that you care, cuz you motherfuckers are out there banging passed out college pussy, drinking under the sun, and too busy to click my fucking links.
Assholes.
Old Lady Bikini Pussy
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And Now, The Best Piece of Art EVER
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Better than your stinky fucking stinky fucking
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Old Man Robs ATM
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Taylor Momsen Performs With Her Half Naked Friend
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I Am Gonna Cry When All This Charlie Sheen Awesomeness Ends
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Katy Price’s Trashy Cleavage is as Trashy as Ever
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The 10 Sexiest Women At The Oscars
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Mila Kunis’s Tits Are Pretty Much on Display and I Like It
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Now That’s How you Rip a Vagina in Half
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Take a Vacation, Get Laid
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25 Sports Babes We Need Back in Our Lives
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Web Cam Sluts, Now That’s What I’m Talking About
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Because Everyone Should Keep Toys on Hand
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Helena Bonham Carter Shuts Down the Oscars with Her Bitch Please Look and I Love It
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UK DJ Jo Whiley Panty Upskirt
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Emma Stone Brings the Hotness
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Kelly Brook, Lily Aldridge, Victoria Moore, Adriana Lima, Jenna Pieterse Oh My
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Lohan’s Pale Titties Just Because
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These Titties Are Lopsided
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Hates Handicapped People
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I Always Love a Facebook Amateur
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Drunk, Naked chick Dancing. Nuff Said
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Gallery of Sluts Peeing (NSFW)
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Princess Love, Jeny Romero & Cyn Santana…Wow
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The Independant Spirit Awards > The Oscars, If Only For the Junk Grabbing that Went On
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And Now, The Roundest Ass on the Planet
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Melanie Scott and Veronica Vasquez Get It On
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Lindsay Lohan Doing Smut! Putting Out Book Of Naked LiLo Photos!
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Katie Holmes is the Walking Dead
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Say Hello to Bibi (NSFW)
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Space Shuttle Launch: Viewed From an Airplane – Kinda Cool – VIDEO
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I Love Me a Hot Asian
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Ashley Tisdale & Vanessa Hudgens Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Batman and Cat Woman Orgy Cartoon…Uh Ohhh
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Introducing BoneTown: The Most Explicit Adults Only Game Ever
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Get a Load of Kayla Love (NSFW)
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Fail Kick Fail Whoops – VIDEO
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Jeopardy Supercomputer Becomes Self-Aware
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Nicole Scherzinger Looks Like an Alien
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Kate Moss is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Emma Roberts Looks Hot Pumping Gas
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Sofia Vergara In Some See Through Looking Dress
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Demi Moore Shouldn’t Do This
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