I love how this statutory rapist Selena Gomez is playing coy with the camera. She’s all shy and shit…Playing like “don’t take pictures of me, I’m so shy and secretive about my fake relationship with Justin Beaver”… like we don’t already know dude’s gay, no straightness sings and dances like that, the staight kids are too busy playing sports and not sucking Usher Raymond’s dick and taking him up this ass in exchange for a record deal…seriously…you wanna know why Justin Beaver’s jacket is so shiny? It’s glazed in Usher Raymond semen so Beaver doesn’t forget who he belongs to…

This is all marketing, all staged, all scripted and planned for him and the truth will all be told when motherfucker turns 25 and no one remembers who he is, and no one is listening except maybe his drug dealer….cuz “Baby, Baby, Baby” just got commissioned for a cereal commercial and he knows he’ll finally get paid for the shit he’s been fronting…Like the wise mind that is Justin Beaver so appropriately stated, Never Say Never….

Either way, here they are heading home together to have dirty anal sex, cuz she’s a Disney gilr and needs her Hymen and he’s Usher Raymond’s boy and only knows anal…

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