I don’t know if looking at some sports groupie mom with fake tits is as exciting as knowing her baby with tennis player Boris Becker is named Amadeus Benedict Edley Luis Becker….That’s the kind of shit that’s gonna make this kid either turn to street drugs by 12, when his allowance is bigger than your yearly salary, which lets face it isn’t too fucking challenging, I think the kid down the street with the paper route makes more than you, or maybe it will just turn him as straight as the line at the AIDS clinic……been wanting to drop that one all day…

Either way, bikini, mom, implants, baby weight, party….we’re like Jersey Sore in this bitch….BMIBWP.

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