I love white bikinis…they are always the most seductive bikini…they are usually the most sheer bikini and for some reason they are usually the bikini color that most easily allows me to focus on pussy definition….

This is Kate Middleton. She’s having the biggest deal wedding since Celine Dion and her child molesting neighbor. This is some Royal shit, legit Royal shit, none of that Hollywood Royalty shit, authentic Royal shit, not quite the same shit I’d fear would stain my white bikini if I drank the resort water…or got my Royal period that clearly isn’t enough of a fear to stop from showing the world my Royal pussy defininition…

She’s a big fucking deal….here’s her Royal body….in a Royal bikini doing Royal things…like absolutely nothing…cuz that’s what the Royal family is all about…the most overpaid unemployed do nothings stuck in a life of luxury in the world……Good times..

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