I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

15

Mar

Reese Witherspoon is a Monster Without Makeup On of the Day

Lovely.

I never wondered why Ryan Philippe escaped this monster….and now you don’t have to either, in the event you are one of those weirdos who thought this bitch was hot, cuz maybe you have low standards, or maybe she reminds you of her weathered, hard working, tired mom or some shit, but I’ve always seen the truth, she fucked Philippe on set, and got knocked up and used him to knock her up 10 more times cuz he’s a nice guy like that, but nice only goes so far… I didn’t need her out without movie magic make-up to figure out the mystery of why she was famous or even why she was some sort of sex symbol to some real weird people, I knew it was all great high budget marketing and PR….

Take this picture in, cuz it’s a lot of picture to process. Seriously. This is disgusting, scary and amazing all at the same time.


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