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2011

25

Mar

Taylor Momsen’s Crotch Shot of the Day

I think I like Taylor Momsen so much because her name starts with MOM And I never had a mom…I mean that or because she’s a teenage whore who isn’t really a whore but pretends to be so people talk to her before she turns 18 like she was Panettiere, Lohan, Jojo, Mandy Moore, Miley, The Olsens and a whole lot of other pussy people fixated on at 17, cuz 17 makes them old enough to fuck, just not in America, causing all kinds of confused feelings the media eats up and spits out to make you think these bitches are relevant, until they turn 18 and follow the path of Panettiere, Lohan, Jojo, Mandy Moore, Miley, The Olsens and a whole lot of other pussy people fixated on at 17. Which is pretty much no where special…rich…sure, but totally fucking uselss and practically non existent…if only they could stay 17 forever….DIE 18th birthday. If you know what I mean…. FOLLOW ME

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