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Rape charges follow online meeting
Pasco County detectives have arrested a man for rape. They say he met his victim online through an internet dating service.

Mom: Teacher told kids to tape mouths
A Polk County mom is outraged over what her son’s fourth grade teacher supposedly did last week, and she wants him fired.

Cops: Woman had cocaine in diaper
An East Boston woman is being held on $250,000 bail after law enforcement stopped her at Logan International Airport with more than 1,000 grams of cocaine in a “diaper-like” garment, state police said.

Church Attendance Linked to Obesity
Many believe church is good for the soul, but new research shows it may not be good for the waistline. The study shows people who attend worship services regularly are 50 percent more likely to become obese.

Parents Offended by Padded Bikini Top
Many retailers are featuring their 2011 swimsuit line, but one particular store has parents across the country disgusted and enraged.

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