stepNEWS of the Day

2011

Apr

I think the biggest news of the day is that I’m 5000 votes away from being first in a major modeling contest …..a contest I entered in as a joke…you see cuz I think male models are fruity at best, and figured I should teach them the power of the internet and a good network of supporters who think fashion needs more masked fat dudes…and less twinky queers….

I also thought it was funny to show all the bitches who send me hate mail for calling Kim Kardashian fat, that I’m model material too, so it comes from a industry perspective and not from a bitter fat man who can’t get laid….

I also thought it was funny cuz FORD MODELS blocked me on twitter for laughing at them and their irrelevance in a fake job, in a industry….seriously, what the fuck is a modeling agency? A pimp for bitches who don’t fuck….so winning their contest would be like the ultimate laugh…

I am sure they will disqualify me….and I’m okay with that…cuz I know the truth…and I’ve already won…

I guess the other stepNEWS is good too, I mean if you like news that isn’t news, but that made the news cuz local news is hysterical, especially when from Vermont…and they’re reporting a maple syrup shortage or some shit… cuz a raccoon got into the main supply…but unfortunately, we don’t have that clip…we just have dick clits.

Children suspended over porn at school
Lynn Rupp says her 8-year-old son should be in school at Cheney Elementary, but instead he’s at home. Lynn says her son viewed pornography while in class, after he says another boy pulled it up from online.

Pedophile book’s author gets probation
The man who wrote a book on how to molest children gets his punishment: Probation. Now free from jail, he said he would not rule out writing another book.

Worker for Presidential candidate Pawlenty Found Drunk in Iowa Yard
A Tim Pawlenty campaign worker found drunk and knocking on the back door of an Iowa home early Wednesday morning said he made a “serious mistake” that “will never happen again.”

Sex offender arrested without pants
KINGSTON – A Level 3 sex offender took off his pants and walked around a store in the Independence Mall wearing only a shirt and see-through underwear, police said.

Woman Arrested after Restaurant Brawl
Some low blows at an upscale restaurant land a 31-year-old woman in police custody. According to authorities, Danielle Taylor of Kimball was arrested Monday at the Capital Grille at the Somerset Collection in Troy.