There are a few things I’ve always hated that other people do. The first is when they talk about jerking off. It’s not a gay thing, it’s just a weird overly friendly, like I don’t need to feel like I was in the room with you while you were violating yourself like some horny desperate pervert for your dead relatives, and the second thing is when people talk about their shits…you know size, length, smells, pain involved, bloody toilet paper, the works….

For some reason, I’ve become those people I hate so much, with little else to talk about by my bodily functions, cuz nothing else is going on…so to answer you question, it smelled like chopped eggs.

Here is the other morning dump

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