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2011

15

Apr

Selma Blair Pregnant Tits of the Day

Selma Blair’s got PREGNANT TITS! Too bad I have to hit google to try to figure out who this bitch is…cuz before pregnancy, she hardy existed, now she’s everywhere…

I hate being excited about PREGNANT TITS but sometimes I like to take the role of the affair when looking at bitches who were once flat chested before getting knocked up like dirty little domesticated whores, you know the whole look for the positives, like the fact that you can’t knock them up when they are already knocked up by someone else, and that you can nourish yourself off their milk filled tits when you couldn’t before, making them a self containing community you only have to escape from the natural disaster that is childbirth as it ravages pussy and body….

Most of the time, I like my bitches barely able to get pregnant…so this is new to me…

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