There are some pictures of Miranda Kerr’s amazing new mom body, showing off some amazing new mom tits, and I call the whole thing amazing, cuz it never happens like this, only when a bitch has a million dollar contract that depends on her getting back to this level of amazing….

I post this as motivation for wifes and mothers everywhere to put a little effort in, cuz it is possible to not be the slop in sweat pants eating donuts, if anything you moms have had a conspiracy that baby weight is the end, it’s here to stay and there’s nothing we can do about it, but now we are reminded of the truth and that is that you’re all a bunch of fucking liars….

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