I don’t know much about the monarchy, other than that they are inbred and full of repressed homosexuality and scandal. But I do know that the queen is on Canadian money.

I also know that this Kate Middleton is the future queen, getting married into this powerful family, cuz it was a better option than her last boyfriend who wasn’t in the Royal fucking Family.

Which means that one day she’ll be on our money too, and I can’t wait to jerk off on it, not that I have a problem jerking off on money I put back into circulation, hoping hot chicks use that 20 to rail lines of cocaine and unapproved semen dust, but at least now the scenery will be much better….cuz the old bitch on our money now is pretty awful looking…

Long Live the Queen…

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