I already went through this Rachel Bilson escape from her captor gone wrong… I don’t think I need to relive it. But I will anyway, she ran off to Canada after the OC ended, instead of developing a public drinking and drug problem, passing up tons of opportunity to flash her cunt to the paparazzi, in exchange for being in the middle of nowhere Canada, only to be let out of her cage every once in a while to make California appearances so that she wasn’t enitrely forgotten, while finally deciding to escape the irrelevance of this dude from Star Wars to go out on her own, realizing, as many abducted people in cults do, that she can’t make it without him…she was so dependent that without him she was nothing…and now they are back together…probably already married and the whole thing is sad…..but not sad enough…cuz murder sucide gets better ratings….at least she’s in a bikini….cuz her personal life and relationships really don’t matter, what does matter is that she’s generally boring…but now she’s boring while half naked and that counts for something…I’m just not sure what….

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