I tried getting drunk in a bar last night. I’ve been limiting bar visits cuz bars are depressing and a waste of money. I’d get drunk at home where the only idiot I have to listen to is myself… Not being forced to interract with idiots. But I went against my way, ended up in hell, had to watch desperate to get married 35 year old women talk about their boyfriend troubles, dudes talk about picking up those random girls, and there were a few awkward 35 year old couples you know were only there on an internet date to fuck, but they were trying to make it more legitimate so the bitch didn’t feel like a whore when she took his load on her face, so the bitch could go to her friends and say “He took me on a date, we had great chemistry”. It has a better ring to it than “I needed to get fucked like a useless whore I feel like I am on the inside”.

Good times!

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