Pippa Middleton is my favorite world’s jealous sister. You know cuz I’ve seen sisters jealous of each other for the craziest shit, like daddy gave one the car and the other went nuts, or daddy molested one while they were growing up and the other developed a complex, or mommy and daddy just favor one over the other leaving the other depressive, suicidal, even destructive to get noticed, leading to many throat fucks, drug overdoses and other amazing things….and none of those Jealous bitches had as much as this Pippa bitch has to get jealous over…I mean shit…her sister is a future Queen…that’s way more of an accomplishment than landing a good job, or doing well in school, or whatever else sisters rival about…

So it’s only natural bitch would go out and flash her panties to milk her new fame so she too can make something of her life by marrying someone important…

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