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2011

27

May

Tallulah Willis Hipster of the Day

Here’s some hipster Bruce Willis, Demi Moore offspring walking around in ripped fishnets, and the good news is, she’s not Rumer, cuz Rumer Willis is a fucking monster from some kind of Alien womb of hell…and I blame her birth on an ancient curse, punishment for bad behavior, karma and too many abortions coupled with expired semen from various men, drug remnants from crazed coke and speed parties…..

Where as this Tallulah trash, still has the shitty genes, but the tainted womb was cleansed and the punishment completed with the birth of her troll,demon sister….

So here are her young hipster legs that you know lead to young hipster bush…and hipsters love me so I’m in.

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