Katie Price is a fucking joke of a person, but for some reason I am fascinated by the fact that she got famous, solely based on a set of stupid fake tits….but then I see her doing this kind of bullshit at some public pool for the paparazzi, from tattooing her 5th husband’s name onto herself, to pool dances games in hopes of finally getting that gig on Dancing with the Stars she’s been fighting for…and the whole thing is as entertaining as it is pathetic….and I guess that makes the whole thing amazing, mainly cuz she’s half naked…cuz I don’t give a fuck about the inner workings of a bitch who named herself Jordan….I’m more into staring at her clownlike, attention seeking tits…..while laughing about her retarded half black baby….but that’s just cuz I am sick in the fucking dick.

She may be old, but her titties aren’t, and that’s gotta count for something…at least that’s what she’s hoping….

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