The stepNEWS would be gay if it fucked news of the same gender. I don’t know what that means…but I know that shit’s not gay at all…it’s real life motherfuckers, embrace it….

Even though the real news that is making me laugh are these pictures from Vancouver’s Hockey Riot, I mean shit some of these looting fans are fucking idiots letting the press take pictures of them clearly breaking the law, it’s like motherfuckers should have just arrested themselves, which brings up a very important point, if you loot, wear a mask…

That said, here’s the rest of the stepNEWS to start your day at noon cuz you’re as lazy as me….

Man Files Lawsuit For Manicure Charge
A Maryland man who was charged $1 more for a manicure than women has filed a lawsuit for $200,000 claiming sex discrimination.

Spanx for men hit the market – How Humiliating…
Spanx is a $350 million business built on shapewear that makes you look slimmer. Now the woman behind this new girdle empire is targeting men.

Man Billed After Trapped in Elevator
Mahmoud Dweib and his 4-year-old son went to Methodist Hospital in the Medical Center to see his newborn son back in Aug. 6, 2010.

Man Cusses Out FOX 26 News Crew

Cap Metro Releases Video of Assault
On Wednesday Capital Metro released surveillance video of an assault on one of its drivers.

Weiner Stripper Speaks Out – Cuz Porn Bitches Need Publicity when it hits Too….
A former porn actress and stripper says New York Rep. Anthony Weiner asked her to lie about their online communications. Ginger Lee spoke at a news conference Wednesday in Manhattan with celebrity attorney Gloria Allred.

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