She always does a great job tucking in her dick. I think that’s why she always wears these black tight pants that make Kim Kardashian look stumpy, dumpy and huge, cuz it doesn’t allow for any shadows to be cast, and it further makes all arguments against her having a cock worthless….I mean I guess a multi-million dollar lingerie career would have dispelled those rumors too….and I’ll just have to accept the pregnancy, vagina, Tom Brady’s heterosexuality, as if they aren’t some kind of marketing hype…

Either way, here she is leaving the gym. Exciting stuff.

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