I was celebrating Lohan’s criminal record release party last night…alone…in some dive bar…seeking tacos…that I never found…but forgot I wanted…thanks to hard drinking…which seems to be the cure for everything except maybe a hangover…cuz I feel like something’s going on…either diabetes or a brain tumor….or I’d get it checked out…but doctor’s are for pussies…especially pussies with rashes on them…
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