I drank and I drank and I drank some more….from eating one too many tacos….to wishing my bald waiter who was a rude prick luck on his chemo therapy while slapping his ass and saying he was the hot damn waitress I’ve ever had, in efforts to emasculate him while making me out to be a bit of a poofter……to walking into a black club that smelled like so many perfumes I felt like I was in a department store….to making friends and alienating people, mainly retards with Downs Syndrome for being such sluts.. to waking up on my floor covered in a horrible smelling taco shit….to being here with you today….to give you the morning hangover links….hungover.

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