I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

11

Jul

Edward Norton’s Fiance in a Bikini of the Day

Edward Norton is marrying some troll looking bitch, who happens to be a high school dropout from Canada, she also happens to be a movie producer involved with Judd Apatow, who’s best joke has been that he’s managed to pull this runnin’ comedy scam, when I’ve seen him do stand-up and he fucking sucked….and according the Wikipedia, Apatow pretty much states that she is the reason for anything good in his shitty fucking movies:

Apatow has called her “the rare woman who always wants to take the joke farther than any man wants to go. All nudity in my films is a result of Shauna pushing me and calling me a wimp.”

I should send her the script for my biopic. I always figure I’m one mainstream movie away from being relevant….

Here she is one step closer to being relevant cuz she got in a bikini….a bikinis, despite career, education, or even looks always puts a bitch on the map, even when I think she’s got the hottest personality Edward Norton has met, cuz last I checked, every single bitch in the world would marry Ed Norton even if just for his fame, money and lifestyle….ending up with this is a bit of a disservice to his dick….Let’s hope she lets him cheat thanks to an awareness of her shortcomings….that are directly related to his short cumming.

Good. One.

Posted in:Shauna Robertson

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