First we go for a jog in our tight little pants that ride up our cunt as our little firm titties bounce as much as they can…..

Then we load the trunk of our BMW Z4….

Then we remember that none of these distractions can make a bitch forget how she’s second rate to her sister….the kind of inner-torment that leads to awesomeness….awesomeness I’m anxiously awaiting….

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