Hey Virgin Losers who are really into collecting cuz it is the only thing that calms your apergers…from comic books, to fantasy, to superheros, action figure, sci/fi and aliens…you’re a recipe for never getting laid cuz you’re too socially awkward and annoying…
But here’s some pussy you can pretend is going to marry you after you make millions programming the next facebook, at the premiere of Captain America, some comic book shit, for you to masturbate to, cuz you can lie to yourself and pretend that they are actually into superhero virgin loser shit, I mean why else would they show up to the event if they didn’t, ya know, it can’t have anything to do with getting paid or taking advantage of getting in the media in photos….idiots…
Either way here’s the pussy from the premiere I wasn’t invited to….
Maria Menounos Looks better on the beach having a pussy slip than in this crazy outfit, but at least it’s tight…
Amanda Righetti – I have no idea who this bitch is but I can assume she’s at the event for the press…..and I don’t really care what her motivation is…I’m more interested in whether the carpet matches the drapes….cuz as scared as I am from the devil spawn redheads of the world…I totally want to fuck one…cuz I haven’t yet…
Jamie Chung is Asian….and Asians are like robots and respect men like you who like computers….so maybe you should focus on China for your potential future wives….
Zoe Saldana’s long chain smoking legs that weren’t wrapped around my neck and/or shoulders when she was in Montreal filming last month cuz she’s got no respect or consideration for me…or really any loser…cuz she may be your sexual avatar fantasy, all sci/fi and shit…but she only does that for the money…
Hayley Atwell Got Tit
I still have no idea who Elsa Pataky is….but I know she’s been getting hype…and these pics make me wonder why….
Vanessa Pudgens….in the highest heels possible and loosest dress ever…in efforts to hide the pudge….that I think is pregnancy or emotional eating both related to her being a kiddie porn producer….back when she took nude pics when she was 17….
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