This was sent into me today….apparently taken right outside a club of a partygoer who got so drunk she shit herself…It’s an urban legend I’ve heard before, you know where girls get so wasted they shit themselves, but I’ve never really experienced outside the club like this. It’s one of those “woulda rather woke up in a black guys apartment with a ripped asshole and no evidence of used condoms” cuz I was so wasted…but I guess it really happes…the proof here is in the pudding…Disgusting.
Other eventful things that happened today and that are hardly eventful are:
An old Bitch said “Stay Cool”…I said ” Bitch, I was born cool, that’s not gonna ever change”…then i realized she was talking about the heat wave…
Some gay jogger was talking to a woman on the side of the road topless, after what looked like a jog cuz he was was wearing jogging shorts, but you can never tell with the gays….and mid coversation, he took his towel and started drying off his sweaty fucking balls, like it wasn’t a big deal…I’m talking towel up short leg mid conversation…now I know why they are more prone to aids…
My pubic hair pageant hasn’t had one entry…proving yet again my ideas are stupid and no one likes them…
That’s why I get my revenge by fingering crackwhores hard…I’m talking juices or whatever that substance is….maybe pussy or disease, piss or impending death…dripping off my wrists….not washing my hands…and encouraging strangers to shake my hand, lend me a pen or anything else that will transfer my disgusting onto them…It’s always a good laugh…
If you’re looking for other good laughs…here are the stepLINKS…that will expose you to everything I didn’t post but could have if I wanted to…but figure it is easier to link other people who already did it…ya heard?
Minka Kelly is In Tight Pants and Shooting a gun
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Katie Holmes Looks Fantastic When She’s Photoshopped to Look Nothing Like Katie Holmes
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Live Sex Shows to Make a Hot Day Even Hotter
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How About Some Playboy TV, Even Though Hef Peaked in the 60s…
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How About Some Kardashian Family Photos
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Scarjo Has New Cock
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Parking Fail That is Probably Done by a Woman Because they Can’t Drive
(And Yes, I Expect Your Hate Mail)
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Surviving A Friends With Benefits Relationship
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You vs. Kate Upton: Bikini Stare Down
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Seriously, What. The. Fuck. is Lady Gaga Talking About?
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Free Cam Shows, From me to You
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Amateur Chicks Eat Pussy for the First Time – VIDEO
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60 Most Cringe Inducing Nut Shots in Sports
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Britneay Spears Has a Fart Problem and This is Probably the Best Photo Ever to Prove It
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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Jennifer Aniston, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Courtney Stodden is Such a Piece of Fucking Trash – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson’s New Lingerie Line Means Some Pam Anderson Photos
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Bar Refaeli is Still Hot as Hell
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Nikki Rhodes is a Big Titted Red Head
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Kim Kardashian is Suing Old Navy Because They Used Some Bitch That Looks Just Like Her in Commericals and The Funny Part Is This Slut is Also Banging Her Ex Reggie Bush
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Fire Table Stunt FAIL – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Get It On – GALLERY
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Kimmy Max is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Teenage Killer Who Hammered His Parents To Death Blames Rap Music, Ecstasy And The Devil For His Crime
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Mickey Graham and Kylee Reese Get It On
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Women More Likely To Sext, New Book Claims
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Zoe Saldana & Jaimie Alexander Are Looking Hot at the Captain America Premiere
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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How to: Cross the Street in vietnam
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Hipster Cutie in Short Skirt
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Sophie Monk is Slutty as Always
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Sexy Web Cam Teen Gets Naked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Longoria Looks Like Shes Taking a Dump Hahahahah
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Slut on the Back of a Motorcycle in WAY to Short of a Skirt – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Aixia in a Ray of Light
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10 of the Greatest Movie Sidekicks of All Time
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How About Some Kitti Kotoure?
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Mila Kunis Has a Butt Double
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