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2011

04

Aug

Kelly Osbourne is Squeezing Coco’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Osbourne looks so bummed, literally, you know, cuz she’s got her hands all over Coco’s ass and posted it to Twitter, I guess so shaken up about the death of her “best friend” who she was such a good friend to that she really got involved and did all she could to prevent that death that was probably pretty preventable….You know, tired of all the tears the paparazzi captured and statements she’s been making about how broken up she is…and taking a break from all that sadness and getting on with her life…and what better way to do that than to grab Coco’s ass…it’s like some kind of amusment park ride…only more manhandled and used…cuz you don’ climb the whore ladder and marry a celebrity without a whole lot of practice….

In other news – Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera the fat cunt she was born to be….fascinating….

Here are some recent pictures of Coco at some bullshit event showing off her bullshit body…

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