So I’m talking to this girl at a local bar …and I ask her the obvious “What’s the biggest and weirdest thing you’ve ever inserted” and after her initial shock at how awesome I am at interviewing new girls I am, she’s like “nothing too weird or too big, I’m tight so just a dildo”…bored by her obvious response, cuz every chick tries to say she has a tight pussy, and that bores me, so I decided to sabotage the 5% chance I had to fuck her in a back alley, so I said “dildo’s can be weird, I use one on myself that is molded to look like a dead rotting rat, and I have another that looks like an aborted fetus”….needless to say, we had creative differences and went our seperate ways…

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