All this hype around Pippa Middleton makes no sense when you factor in the permanent shit stain on the back of her thigh….a little brown port wine stain that I’m sure she’s happy didn’t land on her face…but probably not happy that people are pointing and laughing at cuz to her it is hardly a big deal…shit she’s had it all her life and no dude’s complained cuz like me they probably are looking at her pussy or asshole or tits when they fuck her….not that I’ve fucked her – or ever will but you get what I’m saying and that is that Pippa is imperfect….possibly battling a contagious disease…probably just a birth mark…a really gross, embarrassing, disgusting birthmark she should probably get removed now that she’s related to royalty…..and obviously she’s good enough for me once I get over the grossness of the whole thing….but I’ll never meet her…so I’ll just point and laugh at her inadequacies without worrying about all the disgusting bitches I’ve put my dick inside that she clearly is a step up from….cuz this isn’t about me…it is about this fancy pants being knocked off her high horse….even if you’re like me and you just focus on the vagina lips, asshole and tits when it comes to a bitch….I think I already said that….

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