Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign….

It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better…

It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better…

I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that…

I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…

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