I was up late talking to a girl outside a bar about how much she loves giving blowjobs for no reason other than liking to hear about how much girls like giving blowjobs. Her reason was that her pussy is too tight for sex, she can’t even get a tampon on so she learned how to compensate by pretending there was a g-spot in the back of her throat…a g-spot she unfortunately didn’t invite me to explore with my baby dick…

Here’s some shit going on the internet while I regroup.

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