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Reese Witherspoon Beach pictures of the Day

I don’t have the right to post the Reese Witherspoon picture, but I figure I did a good job with the dramatization / artist rendition I decided to run with, because no matter how much she runs, she’s always got the body of a mom of 4 who likes cookies way too much…but for some reason, I assume based on horniness and the viagra…I took this morning that forced me to walk around hard and sore testicled all day….That must beit…cuz there’s no way I’d ever jerk off to this pig…except maybe today….fuck you pervert inside me who makes me want to fuck everything that moves….

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  • HornyLohanWanker

    I would not hit it.

    I might hit Reese Witherspoon, or at least use her chin to carve a turkey with.

    But use would be made, rest assured.

  • cowbulls

    I would love to get next to Reese. I think she is realistic and a normal looking woman. I would rather have her than one of those skinny teenage boys looking models.