I guess this is a tribute to her sister’s late mother in law…you know that recycled Elton John song he re-worked for her, cuz he figured she didn’t deserve the energy or time spent on writing a new song, I mean since she was just a lowly ex Princess with an Arab lover who was likely killed off by some secret society and not the paparazzi, because she couldn’t be associated with the most powerful family….

So she’s doing her “Vagina in the Wind” rendition of the song, through interpretive performing artist dance, or some shit that is classy no matter how you look at it, even if she’s from a line of middle class gold diggers….she’s all fancy now…and this vagina in the wind is like diamond engrusted and gold…She’s amazing….even if her leg has shit stains on it….I’d love to watch her crown…like she was her sister…cuz she’s the accessible one with all the feelings of inadequacies and daddy issues I want on my face….

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