I think my biological clock is ticking, maybe my last half retarded sperm is dying of cancer and telling the rest of me I’m almost officially infertile, because the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to fuck a pregnant chick….but not a pregnant chick of my own…since I don’t think girls will ever let me get them pregnant…I’m one of those guys who is the reason abortions were invented…but a pregnant chick who is pregnant with another dude’s baby….maybe it’s the challenge, cuz pregnant chicks generally don’t cheat on their husbands, or maybe I just like illegit children and the slutty mothers who make them…

Making Hilary Duff pretty desirable….even though she has a foreign object growing inside her….and she’s not even in revealing or tight clothes…

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