I am a comedy snob. I don’t know why. Maybe it is because I don’t find anything funny and I don’t laugh…or maybe it is because I’m not impressed when I see assholes making stupid dick and fart jokes night after night like I’m watching a repeat scripted performance that they’ve practiced in front of the mirror 100 times before performing it live 100 times….just once I’d like to see a comedian just fucking wing it and be funny without vomiting out rehearsed shit…

I am also a hater of all things mainstream, popular, and frat boy….

So I don’t hate Dane Cook for being a huge success in the college scene cuz people are idiots and like everything their friends tell them to. He’s really successful doing his bullshit…But I don’t think he’s funny….

And funny or not, he gets groupie pussy, for just being Dane Cook….now I’m not sure if this girl is actually a handicap, but she looks like she could be, all young with her camel toe and as someone who’s down with fucking handicaps cuz they can’t communicate the words “no” in all their gurgles and yawns so it’s not rape.

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