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2011

05

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went out to a bar I got drunk at months ago and caused a scene…and guess what…the bar tender remembered me because I kept calling her boyfriend a janitor….even though I don’t know who her boyfriend is…but I was convinced the motherfucker mopped floors…and really there’s nothing wrong with being a janitor…some of the cleanest floors are thanks to janitors…but she thought there was…and asked me to leave….but I’m skilled and capable and went to the bar next door and got wasted…Like Destiny’s Child…or a battered wife…or war torn refuge…I’m a fucking survivor….

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